The Drinks Are On You - Cool Shit for Cool People
You say "Offensive" like that's a bad thing.

Okay, right off you need to know that this site is for grown-ups, or at least for people who appear to be grown up. That includes people who would look grown up if they weren't passed out in the parking lot. Got it?
Now we've got that out of the way, this site and its t-shirts are hilarious. You don't often get smart and raunchy in the same package, but if you were looking for the exception that proves the rule - you've found it here.
"The Drinks Are on You" has spilled out of the overflowing mental glass of a designer who calls herself midgetbigot. Midgetbigot has a delightfully demented slant on life, the universe, and everything, and she shares it with us on "barware" - not the glass kind you drink from, but the kind you might be inclined to wear to to the local dive. If you can handle the reaction.
The site is easy on the eyes and the front page is a regular busy box of things to look at and do - Internet Explorer users can even play "Barlot Dress Up" by dragging "The Drinks Are On You" t shirts, paper doll style, onto a virtual bar babe. I've got to say, this is pretty much the opposite of what you'd expect, depending on where you've been, of course. (Can you say, "Around the block"?)
There's more than one way to get to the popular designs, but don't miss the main sections:

Straight Up

These are billed as "Shirts to get you noticed", and boy, will they. The absolute star of this little collection has got to be the Las Vegas style, glitzy and glamorous "Welcome to My Fabulous Vagina - What Happens Here, Stays Here". But if that's a little too noticeable you've also got some really original kewpie doll and monkey designs and, you know, the more subtle T-shirts like "Squeeze me - I'm Tarty". This will seem much more subtle after midnight.
The kewpies and monkeys are available in kids' shirts and infant creepers, too, which lands "The Drinks Are On You" in that mythic place where Mature Content and Kids' Clothes meet.

With a Twist

This aisle's for "superheroes, monsters, mythical beings and willing victims", but those damn evil monkeys from the first section have found their way in too; we'd best leave it to the superheroes to sort that out.
You'll find more nicely rendered text design t shirts here, with a personal label attitude rather than some of the outright outrageous stuff we saw first. There's "Just Like Snow White I Love Dwarves" - further mystifying the whole question of "What's a midgetbigot, for cripes sake?" - along with the good but oddly unsettling advice of "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things". But for my money the girly "Unicorns Are Stupid" gets major points for backhanded originality. Nice one.

On the Rocks

Here we've got the useful combination of designs on the front, cocktail recipes on the back. I'd really like to see this catch on with female bartenders - you know, the ones with ADD - but that's probably just me.
Stand out is "I Demand a Screaming Orgasm" with the useful ingredients on the back. Stop looking like that. It's mainly vodka and Irish Cream. Do I have to tell you everything?

Neat

Meaning, well, without ice or other adulteration, or as in "Really Neat".
It's not unusual to find T-shirts with humorous text designs on them, but here - as always - "The Drinks Are On You" has its own special twist. Try on "But Will You Google Me in the Morning?", "I Can be Had", and "It's True, I'm Just Not That Into You". The text designs are handled awfully well and have a lot of style.
In the grand tradition of "I This-and-That", don't miss "I emotionally unavailable men". Another nice t-shirt is a tattoo heart design labeled "Your Name Here", but once again, for sheer you-won't-see-this-anywhere-else, the evil kewpie doll goes to "Skin Deep - And That's All I Have to Be".

What's not to like?

The downside? That lively home page is plain full of stuff, but there's not always a clear path to the same stuff in the main sections. When you go, be sure to scroll through the "New Junk" list - heck, I almost missed "Nobody's Wench". Once in the main sections, remember that some of those nifty icons are sections unto themselves
But since the layout really encourages you to dive in and explore, this isn't a poison pill, not by any means. Dive in. Explore.
Take it from me: any web site that quotes "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" has something special to offer.

Other than that, well, these t-shirts aren't for everybody. They don't want to be. You'll have a great time browsing the designs even if you'd never wear one of the shirts, and - who knows? - you may know someone who would. If you got a few drinks in 'em.