Out of Context Quotes
A small collection of T-Shirts and other apparel, emblazoned with things that, for no known reason, people have actually said.

Three mysterious conspirators have created this small, but very funny site - we can only hope it's just the beginning - where actual, real world people's quotes are available on actual, real world t-shirts, hoodies, and other garments.
Actual real world people often say some pretty strange things.

Example: "Nobody Wants to Take Methane Seriously".

Example: "You can always draw a straight line between two points... unless one of the points is a duck; ducks are naturally curvy."

Example: "I'll 'self-pity' YOU!"

Convinced? I thought so. Go have a look!


What's not to like?


I just wish there were more! There are, at the time of writing, eighteen hilarious non sequiturs here, each available on many styles of mens tshirts and womens tshirts. The site's also got an RSS feed that allows you to link to their most recent quotes on your own web page, which is a Really Neat Extra.
So right now I'd like for you, dear reader, to go buy all their shirts so they'll make more, and then I can get some new ones. These are pretty great!