I Hate Clowns
Big, round red noses and floppy, floppy shoes; orange fright wigs and all that makeup. You just know they can't be up to any good.

There's an actual name for the actual condition of being terrified by clowns. It's called coulrophobia. If you look that up online you'll find a link to Rodney Blackwell's "I Hate Clowns" web site. It's what you'd call "definitive".
But let's not stop, or even linger thoughtfully, at the phobia stage; let's take it straight to the next level of detestation and loathing. Still with me? Good. You're home.
 

The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Intelligent Design at its Noodliest.

When the Kansas School Board - and many other local school boards - began to debate whether the theory of Intelligent Design should be taught in public schools (that is, the idea that creation is so complex that it could not have all happened without a guiding intelligence), Bobby Henderson and his Noodly Master saw, at last, their chance for equal time.
 

Hubert Cumberdale's Shack
Scratchy, deranged characters you might not know yet, but who are fated to disturb and, just maybe, delight you.

David Firth is a cottage industry. No, that's not right. He's not a cottage at all.
What he is, is a demented animator and artist, mainly, who has a web site called "Fat-Pie". It's a showcase for his art and animation and for a series of interviews with an actual guy named Devvo who has to be seen (and heard) to be believed.