Aluminum Water Bottles - Retropolis T-Shirts for the Retro Future

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Nope. It's NOT rocket science. And sometimes the only way to get that message across is to shake this water bottle in their faces. Which means, of course, that you'll need to buy one. I suggest you do so... now.

This is NOT Rocket Science Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

Yes! This IS rocket science! And a stylish, eco friendly water bottle, too. I'm not asking what's in there, mind you. I'm just admiring it.

This IS Rocket Science Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

Semantic arguments are inherently unsatisfying, aren't they? So, sure, YOU call me a mad scientist. I get that. But see it from my point of view, won't you? You say Mutahto, I say Mutayto.

You Say Mad Scientist... Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

Carry 20 ounces of rum aboard the airship or spaceship of your piratical dreams! More durable than your swashbuckling career, this swag bottle will outlast a dozen broadsides. Or so. Well. It's pretty sturdy, anyway.

Space Piracy Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

Preserving peace between the planets is thirsty work. So it's best to pack along your own personal water bottle - like, come to think of it, this one. A favorite among spacepersons throughout the Kuyper Belt!

Space Patrol Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

Yep, I'm doing science, and I'm not revealing what's in this bottle. Your best bet here is to back slowly out of the lab, Igor. I'm not telling you again.

I'm Doing Science Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

The ladies of the World Domination Society prefer to keep their tea in these handsome, streamlined aluminum containers. And why not? Well? Don't just stand there gaping! I don't know why I bother, really I don't.

Ladies' World Domination Society Water Bottle

$21.99

One thing a Faithful Robot needs is to be ready for anything, any time. So the robots of Retropolis each carry one of these handy aluminum containers for their oils or fluids. 'Cause you can get pretty thirsty when you're serving by standing and waiting.

Faithful Robot Companion Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

The premier robot manufacturer of the retro future - the Ferris Moto-Man Company - invites you to imbibe your fluids only from their official, streamlined water bottles. Entirely safe when used as directed!

Ferriss Moto-Man Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

The little ray that melts them away. No one is going to be sure, exactly, what kind of liquid you're carrying in this environmentally sound container. And that's the way we like it.

Dissolvo Ray Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

...and while you're asking, you can admire my sleek little environment-friendly water bottle. 'Cause Death Rays and civic responsibility go hand in hand. Sometimes.

Ask Me About My Death Ray Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

A Ballastman isn't called into service often - well, just once, actually - but it's best to be ready at all times. To stay prepared and lubricated, carry this official Airship Ballastman's water bottle. And it doesn't have to be water. We understand.

Airship Ballast Aluminum Water Bottle

$21.99

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