Thanks to all of you who've been buying our shirts. You know by now how vital it is to us that we keep them from gathering together in numbers.
Unfortunately it can only be a matter of days before the shirts force us to print more.
Somebody here - and we're not going to point fingers or name names because it was obviously meant to help - well, someone got it into their head to leave a bunch of our shirts out behind a thrift store last week. It really did seem like a good idea at the time.
But the next morning... every one of those shirts had found its way back. They were piled up all over our desks. They looked... smug. And all the pets in the neighborhood are now missing.
We can't solve our little interdimensional troubles by giving the things away - and as you know, the higher they pile up, the closer we seem to be to an apocalyptic meltdown.