It's been pretty hectic here at the Saga Shirts office. A couple of weeks ago, a procession of Santeria practitioners zeroed in on us, just as a procession of Reformed Druids did the same thing. Apparently each group had been trying to pinpoint some metaphysical black hole of unholy proportions, and they all ended up here, more or less where our stack of shirts is.
Things might have gotten ugly. Well. Uglier. But due to some longstanding theological warfare between the Druids and the Santerians, we were saved by a street brawl that landed them all in jail. What a relief!
The bad news is, since that news hit the paper a bunch of crystal-waving Rosicrucians have been hanging around.
Now we don't quarrel with these folks' right to assemble and try to exorcize us. Honestly, if any of them could actually stop these shirts from using their potent psychic control over us and the neighborhood squirrels, well, more power to 'em.
(Not sure if we mentioned the squirrels. It's not pretty.)
You wouldn't believe what happened to the paperclips, for example. Eyes? On office supplies? We've gotten used to a lot of weird goings on, but that was a showstopper, believe me.
Anyhow, apart from the mobs we've just been trying to keep on keeping on. Many of you have taken some of the shirts off our hands... and we're grateful for that. But of course, the faster you buy them, the faster they force us to print more. It's one of those vicious cycle things.
So please, keep buying them. Some of us have families!