In the same way - and in the same spirit! - that we keep our famous, streamlined monorails running swiftly and safely, we entrust your orders to well trained, electrically motivated henchmen and henchwomen.
Their sole aim in life is to produce these shirts for the Rocketeers, Robots, Demented Research Technicians, and others who order t-shirts and other merchandise from our web site.
When your order arrives at our retro modern facility our henchpersons burst into action: the presses fly, the hamster wheels spin, the Interociter... well, it interocirates, and a high quality t-shirt shoots out of the Shirt-O-Matic.
Orders for merchandise from 'The Retropolis Transit Authority' are filled by Spreadshirt. They're billed and shipped separately from merchandise ordered through the other vendors who supply 'The Retropolis Travel Bureau' and my other products.