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New, Improved SCIENCE: Now, with Death Rays!

Tired of that same old clockwork, Newtonian universe? Bored with Relativity, both Special and General? Confused by anything with Quantum in its name? Ready for a new challenge that's filled with searing rays of disintegrating death and mayhem? Then try New, Improved SCIENCE! You'll be glad you did!

With advanced logical reasoning and controlled, repeatable experimentation (patent pending) you'll be amazed by what can be achieved with New, Improved SCIENCE! Those dreary household chores won't be a problem around your house - oh, no! - because with New, Improved SCIENCE you can just take aim with your trusty Death Ray and blast those stubborn stains right out of the three dimensional universe, and into....

Well, okay. Were still a little fuzzy on that score. But you can be sure you won't be seeing them in any laundry basket in this cosmos, anyhow! Try New, Improved SCIENCE... today!

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Science: Now, With Death Rays! T-Shirt

New, Improved SCIENCE: Now, with Death Rays! Because you just can't slow down the tide of progress, can you? ...not even when you're dodging those little yellow bolts of light. Sign up now for your continuation course in sub-atomic destruction!

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Men's Premium T-Shirt

Soft and comfortable, durable and thick, this 100% cotton t-shirt is made from 5.29oz fabric in a variety of colors and sizes.

The shirt is double stitched and has reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist. Fairly produced, certified and triple audited, these imported shirts are printed in the USA.

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