These just in from Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual: a series of T-shirts decorated with the neo-pulp, neo-retro, slightly peculiar illustrations from that fine web site, where you can enjoy the lightly interactive stories of Retropolitans in the Future That Never Was.

So now, fresh from your venture into tales like The Toaster With TWO BRAINS or The Lair of the Clockwork Book, you can slap a Thrilling Tale right onto your torso before you take off into the Present We Really Have.

Because when you get out there you may find that you miss your flying car and your ray gun.

You will probably not miss the mad scientists and the space pirates. Though, on the other hand, you might. I don't know you that well.