If you're unfortunate enough to be living not in the Future That Never Was, but in the Present That Actually Happened, there's a good chance that you spend your working hours surrounded by the kind of motivational posters that seem inspiring to people who've lost touch with what it's like to work for them.

These are not the motivational posters that you're looking for.

This is the motivational poster that you're looking for.

Tell it to My Giant Robot!

Oh, yes. When they roll out that new corporate identity, that new Vision Statement, or that new organizational diagram - they can Tell it to Your Giant Robot.

And All Will Be Well.