This is a Retropolitan advertisement for the Mark II version of Ferriss Moto-Man's Big Lug robot.

He's a handsome and very durable heavy-duty robot who's perfect for any task you've got, provided that task doesn't need more brainpower than you'd find in your average Pomeranian.

Big Lug's big and he's useful, but he's not the brightest bulb on the chain, if you know what I mean. But cheer up - Big Lug is Entirely Safe When Used As Directed!