Oh, yes - you think you know it all, don't you?

You take one look at me in the Secret Laboratory, and just because I may be hiding a bubbling beaker behind my back... just because of that tiny elephant you saw over there in the bell jar... just because I might have been cackling a little bit when you walked in... you play the Mad Scientist card. Ingrate!

I may be mad, hahahaha, or I may not; I may just have insights into the Universe that would break a lesser mind.

And I may be a little disheveled. But that's no reason to start calling me names!

Look, I can explain all of this so much more easily if you'd just take a seat over here in the Vivisectorium.

...This might sting a little.