Bring on your GREATEST DADS! BRING ON, I say, your GREATEST GRANDMAS! I do not cow before your GREATEST BOSSES! Your GREATEST TEACHERS, I tell you, are no match for me!

On the Bell Curve of Worlds Greatest Anythings my place is so low on one axis that there can only be one of me; while on the other - more magnificent! - axis my importance is, as all can see, pre-eminent. Because if you're going to set out to be the Greatest Anything, then, my cowering henchpersons, you can do no better than to set your sights on... MEGALOMANIA!

My greatness stands alone at the pinnacle of self-importance.

I am only the first to recognize the unstoppable force of my self regard. I will scream MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA when there is no logical reason to do so, because, my underlings, I simply feel like it. I will loose my robot minions on an unsuspecting world and, just to make sure that nobody fails to get the message, I will WEAR THIS SHIRT!