&nbsp;<br /><p>What does it take to get those hysterical lab assistants to give you a little elbow room? With all their flustered objections when you're just about to inject the Essence Of Life into your new <b>Invisible Squidlike Sentient Lifeform?</b></p><p>So <b>what</b> if it regenerates and, if Igor's correct, may have telepathy and a lethal proboscis? Those <b>babies</b>.</p><p>You'd think that a polite cough, or the occasional kick, would make them back away and let you get down to it. But <b>nooooo.</b></p><p>Now, you'll still need their assistance tomorrow - that is, if Igor's <b>not</b> correct - so my advice is, wear this shirt.</p><p>Point at it. <b>Back Off: I'm Doing Science</b>!</p>