STEM programs celebrate Mad Science in all its varieties; after all, there's no glass ceiling in SCIENTIFIC & TECHNOLOGICAL EVIL MACHINATIONS.

You can cackle in any octave you like, and cackle till the cows come home... or until the cows swoop down over the helpless settlements of your enemies, death rays blazing, with hooves like blades of the sharpest steel. For SCIENCE!

It was only recently that Mad Scientists of a female disposition were unfairly paid a mere 70% of what male Mad Scientists took home. But through personal resolve, intense and unflinching bravery, and (finally) the sudden application of electricity, we've set that right and ensured that the lady scientists of Retropolis can inspire at least 100% of the fear their male counterparts do.

All is now as it should be, Retropolitan. All that remains is... the shirt.