By entering this laboratory and reading this sign, you have irrevocably and permanently (not to say, voluntarily) relinquished all and every means of remedy or remediation regarding any action by the occupant, including any and all forms of behavior that may be considered to be violations of your "basic human rights" whether through common usage or through action, definition, or establishment of law.

Now, if you'll just step on the red "X" and hold your breath for a moment, we will begin.

The cause of Science (Mad) thanks you for your cooperation in this matter, and during any event that is about to occur.