1017468325 || 108265766 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (B) T-shirt || A vignette from the final cover design for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Dash, Nola, and Rusty do their best to unravel the enigma of the replacement Info-Slate Switchboard and, while they're at it, fix what turns out to be an even larger problem for the Future That Never Was.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339273 1017468409 || 108265765 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (B) Womens Tee || A vignette from the final cover design for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Dash, Nola, and Rusty do their best to unravel the enigma of the replacement Info-Slate Switchboard and, while they're at it, fix what turns out to be an even larger problem for the Future That Never Was.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339273 1017468412 || 108265764 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (B) Kids Tee || A vignette from the final cover design for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Dash, Nola, and Rusty do their best to unravel the enigma of the replacement Info-Slate Switchboard and, while they're at it, fix what turns out to be an even larger problem for the Future That Never Was.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339273 1017468308 || 108265770 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (A) T-Shirt || The original cover concept for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Here we see our heroes (or a few of them, anyway) crowded into Maria da Cunha's ASAA rocket on their way to save the day. Or something like it.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339147 1017468314 || 108265769 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (A) Womens Tee || The original cover concept for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Here we see our heroes (or a few of them, anyway) crowded into Maria da Cunha's ASAA rocket on their way to save the day. Or something like it.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339147 1017468320 || 108265768 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom (A) Kids Tee || The original cover concept for 'Slaves of the Switchboard of Doom', an illustrated novel of Retropolis.

Here we see our heroes (or a few of them, anyway) crowded into Maria da Cunha's ASAA rocket on their way to save the day. Or something like it.


“...This novel gave me a happy buzz. Remember when SF used to be upbeat and fun? Well, the fun is back and it's right here.”

- F. Paul Wilson

|| 1010339147 1011476631 || 105101976 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Purloined Patents of Doctor Brackett T-Shirt || The Retropolis Registry of Patents supervises patent applications in every field of Mad Science, here in Retropolis; it's an invaluable service, ensuring that inventors like Dr. Brackett get the credit for their work... and nobody else's. || 1007707951 1011476803 || 105101977 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Purloined Patents Womens Tee || The Experimental Research District of Retropolis is the one neighborhood in the city where unbridled innovation and invention can be practiced - as it is here, by Dr. Brackett - without exposing the general population to the inevitable explosions. 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The coffee's always hot the motor oil's always viscous, and the service is always... there. || 1002586609 1004681279 || 101304711 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Late Night at the Diner Womens Tee || The Astro Diner: a favorite late-night hangout for the rocket pilots, civil servants and robots of the Future That Never Was, right here in Retropolis. The coffee's always hot the motor oil's always viscous, and the service is always... there. || 1002586609 1004681145 || 101304710 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Late Night at the Diner Kids Tee || The Astro Diner: a favorite late-night hangout for the rocket pilots, civil servants and robots of the Future That Never Was, right here in Retropolis. The coffee's always hot the motor oil's always viscous, and the service is always... there. || 1002586609 1004681197 || 101304702 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Finnegan's Airship T-Shirt || Osgood Finnegan's airship is a state of the art flying and sailing contraption; lifted by gas, powered by sails, and ready for - almost - anything its pilot might encounter. || 1002586656 1004681267 || 101304701 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Finnegan's Airship Womens Tee || Osgood Finnegan's airship is a state of the art flying and sailing contraption; lifted by gas, powered by sails, and ready for - almost - anything its pilot might encounter. || 1002586656 1004681402 || 101304700 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Finnegan's Airship Kids Tee || Osgood Finnegan's airship is a state of the art flying and sailing contraption; lifted by gas, powered by sails, and ready for - almost - anything its pilot might encounter. || 1002586656 1004681226 || 101304581 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: City of Tomorrow T-Shirt || It's that world we thought we were going to get, with flying cars, faithful robots, and jet packs. The skies are filled with airships, and our lives are full of wonder... and a little bit of mad science. From The Lair of the Clockwork Book. || 1002586384 1004681182 || 101304579 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: City of Tomorrow Womens Tee || It's that world we thought we were going to get, with flying cars, faithful robots, and jet packs. The skies are filled with airships, and our lives are full of wonder... and a little bit of mad science. From The Lair of the Clockwork Book. || 1002586384 1004680999 || 101304577 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: City of Tomorrow Kids Tee || It's that world we thought we were going to get, with flying cars, faithful robots, and jet packs. The skies are filled with airships, and our lives are full of wonder... and a little bit of mad science. From The Lair of the Clockwork Book. || 1002586384 1004681039 || 101304376 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terror of the Tentacles T-Shirt || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": it's a bad day for space pirates in the Experimental Research District, that home of mad science and even madder experimentation where at any time you can expect to be assaulted by an uninvited tentacle. || 1002586493 1004680938 || 101304375 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terror of the Tentacles Womens Tee || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": it's a bad day for space pirates in the Experimental Research District, that home of mad science and even madder experimentation where at any time you can expect to be assaulted by an uninvited tentacle. || 1002586493 1004681066 || 101304374 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terror of the Tentacles Kids Tee || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": it's a bad day for space pirates in the Experimental Research District, that home of mad science and even madder experimentation where at any time you can expect to be assaulted by an uninvited tentacle. || 1002586493 1004681011 || 101304356 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terms of Service T-Shirt || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": The Clockwork Book will tell you almost anything you'd like to know, in exchange for a story of your own. There is, of course, the fine print. Some restrictions apply. || 1002586601 1004680913 || 101304355 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terms of Service Womens Tee || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": The Clockwork Book will tell you almost anything you'd like to know, in exchange for a story of your own. There is, of course, the fine print. Some restrictions apply. || 1002586601 1004680793 || 101304354 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Terms of Service Kids Tee || From "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": The Clockwork Book will tell you almost anything you'd like to know, in exchange for a story of your own. There is, of course, the fine print. Some restrictions apply. || 1002586601 1004680823 || 101304336 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: The Clockwork Book T-Shirt || Below the streets of Retropolis you'll find the Clockwork Book waiting in its lair: it'll tell you anything you want to know - almost - but it'll want something from you, too. Just... your story. But it'll tell your story to anyone who asks for it, too. || 1002586603 1004680682 || 101304335 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: The Clockwork Book Womens Tee || Below the streets of Retropolis you'll find the Clockwork Book waiting in its lair: it'll tell you anything you want to know - almost - but it'll want something from you, too. Just... your story. But it'll tell your story to anyone who asks for it, too. || 1002586603 1004680822 || 101304328 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: The Clockwork Book Kids Tee || Below the streets of Retropolis you'll find the Clockwork Book waiting in its lair: it'll tell you anything you want to know - almost - but it'll want something from you, too. Just... your story. But it'll tell your story to anyone who asks for it, too. || 1002586603 1004680713 || 101304307 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Tell me a Story T-Shirt || It's story time, in the Lair of the Clockwork Book: one of those quiet moments between clients, when the Book and Its assistant can relax with a story and a cup of tea. || 1002586556 1004680857 || 101304305 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Tell me a Story Womens Tee || It's story time, in the Lair of the Clockwork Book: one of those quiet moments between clients, when the Book and Its assistant can relax with a story and a cup of tea. || 1002586556 1004680856 || 101304273 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Tell me a Story Kids Tee || It's story time, in the Lair of the Clockwork Book: one of those quiet moments between clients, when the Book and Its assistant can relax with a story and a cup of tea. || 1002586556 1004680753 || 101304215 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Steampunk Airship T-Shirt || From the serialized adventure "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": Osgood Finnegan embarks on his ultimate adventure... which isn't as gloomy as it sounds since, face it, he's flying the sweetest sailing airship in the skies of the Future That Never Was. || 1002586438 1004680702 || 101304213 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Steampunk Airship Womens Tee || From the serialized adventure "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": Osgood Finnegan embarks on his ultimate adventure... which isn't as gloomy as it sounds since, face it, he's flying the sweetest sailing airship in the skies of the Future That Never Was. || 1002586438 1004680549 || 101304212 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Thrilling Tales: Steampunk Airship Kids Tee || From the serialized adventure "The Lair of the Clockwork Book": Osgood Finnegan embarks on his ultimate adventure... which isn't as gloomy as it sounds since, face it, he's flying the sweetest sailing airship in the skies of the Future That Never Was. || 1002586438 1004680652 || 101304208 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Conniving Mad Doctor T-Shirt || Behind every plan for the world's destruction - or its imminent domination - you'll find a mad scientist. And it's no different with the Toaster With TWO BRAINS. We can thank the non-selfless, non-generous, pro-cackling Mad Doctor Rognvald for this one. || 1002586551 1004680443 || 101304207 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Conniving Mad Doctor Womens Tee || Behind every plan for the world's destruction - or its imminent domination - you'll find a mad scientist. And it's no different with the Toaster With TWO BRAINS. We can thank the non-selfless, non-generous, pro-cackling Mad Doctor Rognvald for this one. || 1002586551 1004680487 || 101304206 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Conniving Mad Doctor Kids Tee || Behind every plan for the world's destruction - or its imminent domination - you'll find a mad scientist. And it's no different with the Toaster With TWO BRAINS. We can thank the non-selfless, non-generous, pro-cackling Mad Doctor Rognvald for this one. || 1002586551 1004680528 || 101304173 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Nat Draws His Raygun T-Shirt || It's a last resort: about it. But when things go wrong in the Tower of the Brain Thieves, a pilot's ray gun may be his best friend. || 1002586501 1004680603 || 101304170 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Nat Draws His Raygun Womens Tee || It's a last resort: about it. But when things go wrong in the Tower of the Brain Thieves, a pilot's ray gun may be his best friend. || 1002586501 1004680393 || 101304147 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Nat Draws His Raygun Kids Tee || It's a last resort: about it. But when things go wrong in the Tower of the Brain Thieves, a pilot's ray gun may be his best friend. || 1002586501 1004680190 || 101304141 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Mad Doctors Basement T-Shirt || Deep below the Tower of the Brain Thieves, Nat and Gwen encounter - and avoid - Zeno, the mad doctor's henchman, by darting behind and through the basement's pounding machines. || 1002586335 1004680188 || 101304140 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Mad Doctors Basement Womens Tee || Deep below the Tower of the Brain Thieves, Nat and Gwen encounter - and avoid - Zeno, the mad doctor's henchman, by darting behind and through the basement's pounding machines. || 1002586335 1004680420 || 101304139 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Mad Doctors Basement Kids Tee || Deep below the Tower of the Brain Thieves, Nat and Gwen encounter - and avoid - Zeno, the mad doctor's henchman, by darting behind and through the basement's pounding machines. || 1002586335 1004680369 || 101304127 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Calling the Space Patrol T-Shirt || Homing in on the Brain Thieves of Retropolis, Nat Gonella calls the Space Patrol. Which, you know, is sort of like calling in the cavalry. At least, that is, in the retro future. || 1002586468 1004680456 || 101304124 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Calling the Space Patrol Womens Tee || Homing in on the Brain Thieves of Retropolis, Nat Gonella calls the Space Patrol. Which, you know, is sort of like calling in the cavalry. At least, that is, in the retro future. || 1002586468 1004680413 || 101304122 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Calling the Space Patrol Kids Tee || Homing in on the Brain Thieves of Retropolis, Nat Gonella calls the Space Patrol. Which, you know, is sort of like calling in the cavalry. 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Also, he's a snappy dresser. He may or may not know anything about the Brain Thieves of Retropolis. But he sure knows his chess. || 1002586404 1004680275 || 101304095 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Velikovsky Womens Tee || The Retropolis Chessplayers' Association is a long lived, traditional institution... and its chairman is as sharp as a tack. Also, he's a snappy dresser. He may or may not know anything about the Brain Thieves of Retropolis. But he sure knows his chess. || 1002586404 1004680229 || 101304093 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Velikovsky Kids Tee || The Retropolis Chessplayers' Association is a long lived, traditional institution... and its chairman is as sharp as a tack. Also, he's a snappy dresser. He may or may not know anything about the Brain Thieves of Retropolis. But he sure knows his chess. || 1002586404 1004680048 || 101304073 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Gwen's Hepmobile Rocket T-Shirt || The venerable Hepmobile may not be the fastest or the sleekest rocket you can own - but its legions of owners and collectors will tell you that it's one flying car that'll run forever on a rubber band and a hairpin. You could do worse! || 1002586358 1004680272 || 101304071 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Gwen's Hepmobile Rocket Womens Tee || The venerable Hepmobile may not be the fastest or the sleekest rocket you can own - but its legions of owners and collectors will tell you that it's one flying car that'll run forever on a rubber band and a hairpin. You could do worse! || 1002586358 1004680309 || 101304068 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Gwen's Hepmobile Rocket Kids Tee || The venerable Hepmobile may not be the fastest or the sleekest rocket you can own - but its legions of owners and collectors will tell you that it's one flying car that'll run forever on a rubber band and a hairpin. You could do worse! || 1002586358 1004680034 || 101304033 || Men's Premium T-Shirt || Zeno in the Machine Room T-Shirt || Egad! It's MAD SCIENCE! And... it's... it's... ON YOUR CHEST! As you can see, Zeno's alarmed, and it takes a lot to alarm a henchman of his experience. || 1002586140 1004679999 || 101304028 || Women's Premium T-Shirt || Zeno in the Machine Room Womens Tee || Egad! It's MAD SCIENCE! And... it's... it's... ON YOUR CHEST! As you can see, Zeno's alarmed, and it takes a lot to alarm a henchman of his experience. || 1002586140 1004679998 || 101304027 || Kids' Premium T-Shirt || Zeno in the Machine Room Kids Tee || Egad! It's MAD SCIENCE! And... it's... it's... ON YOUR CHEST! As you can see, Zeno's alarmed, and it takes a lot to alarm a henchman of his experience. || 1002586140