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Standard Agreement for Visitors to this Establishment:
 

By entering this laboratory and reading this sign, you have irrevocably and permanently (not to say, voluntarily) relinquished all and every means of remedy or remediation regarding any action by the occupant, including any and all forms of behavior that may be considered to be violations of your "basic human rights" whether through common usage or through action, definition, or establishment of law.

Now, if you'll just step on the red "X" and hold your breath for a moment, we will begin.

The cause of Science (Mad) thanks you for your cooperation in this matter, and during any event that is about to occur.

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If you can read this line... Kids Tee
If you can read this line... Kids Tee

By placing this simple placard near the center of your laboratory you can simply and swiftly ensure the participation (if not the consent) of those occasional visitors who represent such a rich trove of experimental subjects. We recommend its use on a t-shirt. T-shirts of this design have proved effective in nearly every case, be the subject a deliveryperson, a home improvement contractor, a relative, or (as in one remarkable case) a baboon.

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Kids' Premium T-Shirt

Soft and comfortable, durable and thick, this 100% cotton t-shirt is made from 5.29oz fabric in a variety of colors and sizes.

The shirt is double stitched and has reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist. Fairly produced, certified and triple audited, these imported shirts are printed in the USA.

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