Ask Me About My Death Ray! Kids Tee from the Retropolis Transit Authority

Retropolis Transit Authority - Retropolis T-Shirts - Ask Me About My Death Ray! Kids Tee

With dual ultra-thanatopic oscillators, an impressive range, and their patented Now You See 'Em, Now You Don't self-guiding disintegration actualizers, these handy household Death Rays have just about everything the average householder could want - while for those special extras, they're easily customized!

And because you care about the effect they'll have on your neighborhood (boy, do you care!) they're available in seven stylish colors.

Trust me: you do not want to be the last one on your block to have one of these.

It's a fun and easy way to get rid of those annoying pet stains... even at their source!

Death Rays are not, in fact, guaranteed to be safe when used as directed. That's sort of the whole point.

Void where prohibited.

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Ask Me About My Death Ray! Kids Tee

Once you've installed your very own Death Ray you won't want to waste any time before you brag about it to the neighbors. Unless, of course, you'd rather test it on the neighbors.

Kids' Premium T-Shirt

Soft and comfortable, durable and thick, this 100% cotton t-shirt is made from 5.29oz fabric in a variety of colors and sizes.

The shirt is double stitched and has reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist. Fairly produced, certified and triple audited, these imported shirts are printed in the USA.

Retropolis Transit Authority - Ask Me About My Death Ray! Kids Tee - Retropolis T-Shirts

Orders for merchandise from 'The Retropolis Transit Authority' are filled by Spreadshirt. They're billed and shipped separately from merchandise ordered through the other vendors who supply 'The Retropolis Travel Bureau' and my other products.

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